Aliens: Colonial Marines Was A Queen-Sized Mess
As Mr. Sloman always says, there is no "I" in team, but there is an "I" in pie. And there's an "i" in meat pie. Meat is the anagram of team... I don't know what he's talking about. What I do know is that there's also an "I" in "stupid", and your teammates in Aliens:...
Duke Nukem Forever Was A Tragic Misfire
Today's raging case of gaming diarrhea is in the form of Duke Nukem Forever, a game that was famous for getting delayed, but then it was famous for being a giant disappointment after it was finally released in 2011. What was all the fuss? So back in the late 90's,...
Scarlet Nexus is a JRPG You Can’t Miss
Scarlet Nexus is a JRPG You Can't MissI've had a very long relationship with JRPGs. I remember when Dragon Warrior was brand new to NES owners in the west, and my buddy in 4th grade showing me the bestiary that was included with the first Final Fantasy, because he was...
Dungeons and Dragons: Dark Alliance Needs Work (Xbox Series X Review)
So a few days back I gave my impressions on Dungeons & Dragons: Dark Alliance. At first I thought it was pretty fun and the instanced zones gave me a similar feeling to when I used to play Phantasy Star Online 1 and 2. After playing through the game and seeing...
Aquaman (Xbox) Review
Have you ever been so bored that you wanted to cry? I mean hopefully not while watching any of my videos, because screw that - but I mean while playing something. Games are for entertainment. Unfortunately, somebody forgot to tell the developers of Aquaman this and...
Bad Boys: Miami Takedown On PS2 Is As Terrible As You Think
What the hell happened when they made this? Seriously? I remember when Bad Boys was new and it was pretty much the go-to movie for me and my friends if we had nothing else to watch. I remember seeing this game new at the store and thinking "AWWW HELL NAWW! Why would...
Was Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z That Bad? (PS3)
Yeah, Pretty Damn MuchToday's miserable piece of garbage that I'm going to warn you against ever playing is Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z. I don't even know how many times I swore while I played this. And that was like, as I got to the title screen, every time I died, and...
Gladiator: Blades of Fury Review
Was it worth 80 cents?Now Unlike prostitutes, when you buy a video game you don't always get what you pay for. There's a good chance that when you spend $50 on a romantic evening with Tripod Trixie, you'll not only find out why she's called "Tripod", but also get a...