Aliens: Colonial Marines Was A Queen-Sized Mess Kiiiiill...Meeeeee.... July 21, 2021 0 Comments As Mr. Sloman always says, there is no “I” in team, but there is an “I” in pie. And there’s an “i” in meat pie....
Duke Nukem Forever Was A Tragic Misfire July 14th, 2021 0 Comments Today’s raging case of gaming diarrhea is in the form of Duke Nukem Forever, a game that was famous for getting delayed, but then it was famous for being a giant disappointment...
Scarlet Nexus is a JRPG You Can’t Miss July 5th, 2021 0 Comments I’ve had a very long relationship with JRPGs. I remember when Dragon Warrior was brand new to NES owners in the west, and my buddy in 4th grade showing me the bestiary that...
Dungeons and Dragons: Dark Alliance Needs Work (Xbox Series X Review) June 27th, 2021 0 Comments So a few days back I gave my impressions on Dungeons & Dragons: Dark Alliance. At first I thought it was pretty fun and the instanced zones gave me a...
Aquaman (Xbox) Review June 21st, 2021 0 Comments Have you ever been so bored that you wanted to cry? I mean hopefully not while watching any of my videos, because screw that – but I mean while playing something. Games are for entertainment....
Bad Boys: Miami Takedown On PS2 Is As Terrible As You Think Verbal Abuse From Martin Lawrence Is More Fun June 16th, 2021 0 Comments What the hell happened when they made this? Seriously? I remember when Bad Boys was new and it was pretty much the...
Was Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z That Bad? (PS3) Yeah, Pretty Damn Much June 11th, 2021 0 Comments Today’s miserable piece of garbage that I’m going to warn you against ever playing is Yaiba: Ninja Gaiden Z. I don’t even know how many...
Gladiator: Blades of Fury Review Was it worth 80 cents? June 8th, 2021 0 Comments Now Unlike prostitutes, when you buy a video game you don’t always get what you pay for. There’s a good chance that when you spend $50 on a romantic evening...
Resident Evil VIllage Review May 20th, 2021 0 Comments How’s it hanging everybody, this is the Broken Controller Club home for donkey kong country rage quitters and grown adults who still play video games regularly and watch classic anime but...
Just how terrible is Road Rage on PS4? Pretty Damn Terrible…but fun? May 7th, 2021 0 Comments So in my search for bad games, I came across Road Rage, an arcade style racer that was supposed to be… sort of like a revival of the old racing...
